Church of GoatVsFish. The Church of GoatVsFish asks the 1 True Question: Are You Goat or Fish? Sunday Serversus at the Vst Temple in Encino, Los Angeles, and live mornings on YouTube and Twitch.
GoatVsFish will never tell you whether you are Goat or Fish. Your partner can't tell you. The stars can't tell you. The choice is yours alone, and making it is the whole celebration.
Indecision eats months, years, decades. Every stuck moment is a Goat or Fish moment. Make a decision and triumph in life. The fence can only constrain you.
The Church is a place to play in the space of dogma, all in service of coming together. Versus are fundamental to the existence of Goat and Fish, and each one needs the other.
Every Sunday the Congregation of the Denomination gathers at the Vst Temple in Encino, Los Angeles. Guest Sermonizers take the pulpit, the Versus is celebrated, and food and hydration will be served.
Next: Sunday, October 25. GhostVsFlesh, a spooktacular Serversus, followed by a community BBQ and potluck.
The Temple is a private home. Email the Church or DM @churchofgoatvsfish for the address.
Get the addressMake a sincere request and GoatVsFish will find you something to eat or drink, at the Temple and out in the world.
Monday services open the Compact Oxford English Dictionary and read one word aloud, every definition and all of its history.
Join the Congregation Monday through Thursday, 8 to 10am Pacific, live on YouTube and Twitch.
Watch on YouTube Watch on TwitchGoats climb mountains. Fish swim. The clubs are forming now. Join the Decided to hear about the first hike and the first swim.
"Saying you're bored with 🐐🆚🐟 is crazy! It's like saying you're bored with breathing or bored with having a heartbeat! The versus are fundamental to life!"
"I still have my fence sitter card in my wallet... I instantly regretted my decision without knowing why but I just knew... I should have chose fish... gosh dern you good sir!"
"You were one of the best things there! I'll never forget all the songs and laughs you gave everyone! Thank you for an unforgettable experience!"
GoatVsFish has asked the 1 True Question for nine years, on stages, streets, and festival grounds around the world: Are You Goat or Fish?
You may have seen the Versus on America's Got Talent, Adult Swim, Kill Tony, the Ding-Dong Show at the Comedy Store, Showtime, and VICE. GoatVsFish is member number 0 of Green Jellÿ, the 2022 Footfest Champion, and great debater of presidential candidate Vermin Supreme.
Now the Vst Temple in Encino, Los Angeles, gives the Decided a home to gather, celebrate, and share food and hydration.
Ordination and your official certificate from the Church of GoatVsFish are coming soon. Join the Decided to be first in line.
Join the DecidedGifts keep the food and hydration flowing, the livestreams running, and the Temple doors open.
The Church of GoatVsFish is working toward 501(c)(3) status. Until then, gifts are private donations and are not tax-deductible.
Give to the TempleEmail the Church for the Temple address, the next Serversus, and first word on the clubs and ordination.
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